My name is The Grouch and here is my story... I was a shy guy and a tad overweight as I reached manhood. To put it bluntly I didn't have any luck with the ladies and my dick, due to under use, grew two sizes to small. Without any sexual joy in my life, every year when the holidays approached I'd find myself all lonesome and lonely. Xmas was the worst for me. I would dread its coming every year. I turned into "the Grouch" as the season approached. This year though, when I started feeling those same old feelings I came up with a plan! I wouldn't feel so lonely and alone if everyone else couldn't have their Xmas porn and sex fun. So off I went with my computer hacker book at my side, and cracked and hacked and stole the very heart of all guys hard ons, thier favorite Xmas porn websites! Oh, I was stealthy and neat and no one knew what happened. One night the nets's best free porn sites were there and the next morning gone! I had done my work and felt really glad about it. Now I had all the pron for Xmas and no one could do anything about it! But such a sound I did hear from all across the land. It happened when all the guys went and found their Xmas porn sites gone. Much as they would try, their poor peckers now couldn't stand! In the back of my mind something stirred. Why don't I just one up them, my mind was telling me. I'd be the only one to see the Xmas porn this year, yipee! So off to my computer I did go, tweezers, magnifying glass and tissues in tow. I settled down and prepared for a great porn show. A pervert all us guys are, there's no doubt about it. We love out our porn at Xmas so much, we have to keep from shouting about it. I was settled in and just looked at the first site. Something strange had happened. I knew it on site. This Grouch had a smile on his face, and boy did it give me a fright! I hadn't seen one looking back at me from the mirror in I don't know when. Back to my Xmas Porn I did go. Something else strange did happen, my pecker started to grow! Oh no, it wasn't a little boner you see. It was a big 10 inch monster cock that did grow. Hard as a nail all from the xmas porn I had seen! What an amazement it was to me as my pecker for so long had been so small it was hard to find it to pee! My mind was dazzled as my whole body started to glow. I was this big donged guy like I had seen in the Xmas Porno! This was to much to bear. I couldn't keep all this from the worlds site. I knew what I had to do. I had to make it right. After I lured the mail lady to my bed by waving my new big johnson in the wind. I then made this website you are on right here. I linked all the great porn I had found in easy to find areas below. And off I go spreading word of where the world can find the greatest porno in the land. Sites filled with sample pics and galleries are waiting for you, so off you go and may your dick also grow and grow! the "ex" Grouch..